Last Night I Nearly Died...

[Guinness]

Found this knocking about the net...

It's strange how people perceive pictures and words...

http://moblog.co.uk/view.php?id=133488

Anybody know who "Spike" is?

[Fintan]

D'ya know every time I've heard this song since the gig in the Mandela all I can hear is katiec singing

''Last night YOU nearly dieeeeedddd''

:lol: hahaha can't get it outta my head!!

[PD]

A wee bit off the subject here, but Peter dedicated this beauty to me at the Point at the Patrol gig in Dec. (my bro told his friend that met him before the gig to ask him) You can just imagine my shock when he said, "This is for Rosanna" before he sang it. So thanking you kindly for that Peter. I wish he could have played for longer, it was an amazing perfomance and my first time seeing him, Chip and his crew live. I have kinda been a happy buzz ever since, it was an early Christmas present to say the least. :)

[arginite]

D'ya know every time I've heard this song since the gig in the Mandela all I can hear is katiec singing

''Last night YOU nearly dieeeeedddd''

:lol: hahaha can't get it outta my head!!

heehee i only saw this post now.. missed it first time round :)

brilliant... ohhh the memories!! what a week that was... first duke in galway, where he was nearly run over... and then my drunken rambling in the union!! oh what a crazy little kid I am ;)

[Guinness]

Oh how we remember them.... and you didn't even join us for our champagne breakfast with fried bacon and sausage baps!

YUMMY!

Saying that Scott didn't partake in the challenge of tucking in which them made me think he was vegetarian and I had overlooked that fact... (he isn't btw.. see thread about skinless blue chicken curry)

[Fintan]

Haha! Awwhh brought back memories there! :D

[arginite]

Oh how we remember them.... and you didn't even join us for our champagne breakfast with fried bacon and sausage baps!


i didnt have champers next morning cos i had to bring steve home.. but if you remember i did have one of your yummy sausage creations! hhmmmm

also lying there for hours listening to music and trying to figure out what you lot were laughing about from upstairs.. that was funny... ! what a great night

hehe remember the kitchem conor? '"katie i dont like the sound of your click"

lmao

[Fintan]

We were probably laughing at the fact the kitchen almost went on fire...also the fact Conor walked down the stairs with a toilet seat in his hand...and so much more the power of drink lets me forget!! That food the next day was yum...I don't understand how Scott can drink JD and coke AND champagne the next morning and still not even have a sausage?!!

Although Champagne breakfasts do sound more appealing :roll:

[arginite]

hehe i forgot about the toilet seat. i remember that now. cos i was in the next room being lazy and heard all this racket... and then just heard conor walking down the stairs saying something about a toilet seat. haha

i remember hearing about the kitchen almost going on fire.. i think i had taken myself off to bed at that stage.. i just remember steve saying something about a towel on the cooker and him rescuing my mac!! woohooo that was lucky ;)

god i was soooo tired the next day. three of us sitting in the car at the castle going urgh... too tired... cant get out.. i jumped out for some snaps alright but wasnt long crawling back in to the cosiness of the car.

here.... scott and sian... remember the power cut and the hot chocs that took 7 hours to get!!!!!!!! LMAO ;)

and of course the sweetest ever going away pressie... awww scotty!!!! and the sweetest ever coming to visit pressie, awwwww sian!!!! yay for alternative ulster, pengy, power cuts, toilet seats, camera clicks, duke, john d'arcyness in the union, scared waiters in the parlour... and of course.. words like uhmayzing, tower and face!!!!!!!

thanks you lot for one of the most fun wkends of 2006

[brianmcf]

Y'know, this thread on its own could do a lot to scar any newbies who wander across these boards :roll:

Was this a post-gig party perchance?

[Fintan]

Awk sure we're all lovely really! :roll:

It was indeed onefreeman, twas after the Devine Comedy gig in the Mandella Hall!

[thesneakybandit]

here's one to quote for years to come...

i did have some of conor's sausage the next morning.

*ahem*

[rusty66]

there was me, scott, claire guinness, guiness, sinecurea and katiec came up from tralee in my house.

scott set my kitchen on fire
conor came down my toilet seat in his hand
i had champagne the next day 11am
everyone nearly died. but we woke up just in time :p

[Fintan]

hahaha!

What a lovely thought there Scott...thank you! And yes that will stay with me for years to come!

No I know why you had a cheeky grin while on yer face while drinking you JD and coke! :wink:

[thesneakybandit]

all newbies welcome to the post gig party on the 28th, right? :roll:

in fact anyone in the belfast area... providing they dont give a damn about their liver and have no phobias about toilet seat germs and housefires!

[Fintan]

haha! THANK GOD I won't be able to go to the post-party!

I don't know if I'm ready for another! At least we've warned the new-bies what to expect!

[arginite]

... providing they dont give a damn about their liver and have no phobias about toilet seat germs and housefires!

or the sound of Canon cameras!!! :P

[rusty66]

Yeah well I have already told my housemate, she is staying with her boyf....i have a friend coming up from kildare and im making it my prebirthday birthday party so again, all are invited! just dont wreck my house...actually...erm...yeah well thats been done! ;)

[thesneakybandit]

don't worry claire, we'll set up a mic and webcam link for all those not able to be there :wink:

[rusty66]

haha! THANK GOD I won't be able to go to the post-party!

I don't know if I'm ready for another! At least we've warned the new-bies what to expect!

Claire why can't you come??

You know I has the best aftershow parties!!

[Fintan]

haha why thank you Scott... :wink: Although a webcam is a great necessity as you tend not to give the best descriptions .... ''They doing girly things'' hehe!

I won't be there cause I have a plane to catch the next day! I get to go over and fill Conor in on what he missed. Although depending on what time the flight is I may go for a weeeee while! :roll:

Although travelling to Dublin and then a flight to Austria doesn't seem like the best thing to do when hungover, especially if it would be as bad as I felt on the Sunday after the last one!

[thesneakybandit]

road trip to dublin airport this time then! yeeeoooo

[rusty66]

YEEEOOOOOOOOOO!

that way my house may stay intact!!

[Fintan]

haha you two may actually be crazy.. I could make it even more fun and fit you both into my suitcase and smuggle you into the country! :wink: :roll:

[rusty66]

awwwh yes please!

only itd need to be a ruddy big suitcase!

[thesneakybandit]

or a zip file??? :roll:

[arginite]

or a zip file??? :roll:

NERD++

[very_special]

Just make sure Conor has a compatible archiver at the airport to unzip you two again :D

[Guinness]

Hah, remember that night!

Was just about to drain the system and went to pull up the toilet seat and it just kinda came off in my hand... I thought it was drunk super strength, but no, it was just the house falling apart around us.

Scott DID accually have a bit of my sausage the next morning... so we will have a laugh at that for a while longer.

Canons DO have the worst "click" sound as it goes "beep" like something electronic instead of "snap" like a proper camera should.... ( *cough* NIKON *cough* )

And sadly that day came to a close early because the NHS owning my life at the weekends!

Was a good night though... we should have another one of them bad boys before I make the trip :cry:

[arginite]

Canons DO have the worst "click" sound as it goes "beep" like something electronic instead of "snap" like a proper camera should.... ( *cough* NIKON *cough* )

HA they DO NOT. Its a Canon CLICK and a Nikon CLUNK. where do you think my click_click came from eh ;)


Was a good night though... we should have another one of them bad boys before I make the trip :cry:

no doubt about that... saving up for my petrol money already ;)

[thesneakybandit]

where do you think my click_click came from eh ;)

i thought that was the sound of a metal arm joint :wink:

[arginite]

where do you think my click_click came from eh ;)

i thought that was the sound of a metal arm joint :wink:

:smt104
:smt089
:smt088


:smt090

[Guinness]

where do you think my click_click came from eh ;)

i thought that was the sound of a metal arm joint :wink:

BOOM BOOM!!

HAH!

[arginite]

BOOM BOOM!!

HAH!

again...

:smt090


[best icon ever... guilt++ eh]
Afterall, a picture speaks louder than words eh

[thesneakybandit]

BOOM BOOM!!

that was the sound of sian saucepanning me for burning her house...

[arginite]

BOOM BOOM!!

that was the sound of sian saucepanning me...

errrrr sounds kinky!

baddum-tish

:smt077

[thesneakybandit]

i'm sure it's dirty slang for something or other...

saucy saucepans!

[arginite]

i'm sure it's dirty slang for something or other...

saucy saucepans!

I think you set her frying pan on fire didnt you eh eh wink wink nudge nudge.. know what i mean eh eh :smt112


From the Urban Dictionary


1. frying pan

The rudest term in the english language

"YOU FRYING PAN"


2. frying pan

close friend you grew up with, best friend from back in the day

"I told you my best friend from high school is coming today."
"Oh, you mean your frying pan?"

Not for the faint hearted.. but if you really want to know what scott means by saucepan, link 2 is helpful but a total disgrace :P

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=frying+pan
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tin+pot+pirate
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gilerphone


and now for something... completely different..

the mod in me says BACK ON TOPIC YA HEAR

[rusty66]

CAN I SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT.


SCOTT DID NOT SAUCEPAN ME.



Especially when I read the second one...eek! Protective goggles anyone?!!?

[thesneakybandit]

yaaarrrrrr!

i meant none of those...

www.thesneakybanditdictionary.com says:

1. saucepanning (n) [sawss-pan-in]
the act of repeatedly hitting someone with a fecking saucepan

[arginite]

Indeed. There was no saucepanning of any sort that night. The kitchen was a safe place to be. Noone was mentally or physically scarred that night.

[thesneakybandit]

the mod in me says BACK ON TOPIC YA HEAR

http://www.bbc.co.uk/insideout/west/series9/images/mods_scotters203.jpg

uh oh here come the mods!

[Guinness]

That katie one is full of filth!

That second link is disgusting and kids read these pages!

You should be ashamed!

:P

As for the saucepan incident... I know know nothing about it! Was it that night?

[thesneakybandit]

The kitchen was a safe place to be.

apart from when it was on fire obviously!

[arginite]

That katie one is full of filth!

That second link is disgusting and kids read these pages!



ill have you know that filth came from scott.

I found the frying pan, innocent humour.. scott dragged it down to his level, sigh!!!

[rusty66]

That katie one is full of filth!

That second link is disgusting and kids read these pages!

You should be ashamed!

:P

As for the saucepan incident... I know know nothing about it! Was it that night?


In my defence...he had set the kitchen on fire, I had grabbed the burning items, thrown them out the door where they continued to burn and i was throwing saucepans of water on them and he made a stupid joke and the saucepan didnt appreciate it.



Conor, you were there. in fairness!

[Guinness]

Look at his icon for goodness sake.... He would NEVER EVER *looks to the sky* look like that at the end of a night out?

I know some saucepans can be saucey from time to time..... but nothtat second link. That's like A+E humour!

"So how did you get knocked unconsious mrs?"

[arginite]

Im glad i was in bed while all of that was happening!!!

all i noticed was the burnt towel on the grass the next day... and errr.. 'WHAT happened here then folks'

[rusty66]

Aye yis didnt help put it out...two men standing watchin me grab burning tea towels like!

But I did notice the pizza that was the causal factor disappeared very quickly!

[arginite]

But I did notice the pizza that was the causal factor disappeared very quickly!

is that what caused it? lol

i didnt know that... although now that i think about it i do remember being brought pizza in bed :P

didnt really occur to me where it might have come from lol

i think i was a bit... distracted... might have been all that stella lol

[rusty66]

Aye thats why the cooker was turned on by sneaky. He didnt realise the hob was also on...ith every tea towel in the house on top of it.

Only that I noticed the smell and went hmmm...pizzas shouldnt smell like that!! lol

[Guinness]

Here, I wasn't there was I?

Cause I remember someone taking claire and me up a slice and a half of pizza and then coming down to find the other one and a half pizzas had been hoovered!

Would have been fun if Kieran and other half had have made it back that night!

[thesneakybandit]

here, no everyone was downstairs when the kitchen went on fire. yous were all in the living room listening to the tv and we were in the kitchen dancing to spitting games by snow patrol i think! then y'all buggered off to bed before the pizza was cooked.

i claim full responsibility for the fire although i do remember this conversation.

sneaky: what do the cooking instructions say
siano: i dunno, just turn it up to the max and hope for the best

:roll:

[Guinness]

Aye, sounds like her!

[very_special]

Would have been fun if Kieran and other half had have made it back that night!

Bless you Conor :)

We're only getting a true insight to the evening now, sounds like utter mayhem, my sorta party :wink:

[Guinness]

Next time dude!

There will many more no doubt!

[rusty66]

sneaky: what do the cooking instructions say
siano: i dunno, just turn it up to the max and hope for the best

:roll:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

story of my life ;)

Keiran, definately invited to the next!! you and the lovely C are always welcome!!

[very_special]

Aww fanks Sian, I'll pass that on to Cheree :oops:

[brianmcf]

Setting the place on fire, utterly failing to cook the most simple of snacks, savage beatings with household implements, breaking stuff, and still drinking at 11am the next morning...

Sounds like good craic was had all round! :smt005

[arginite]

onefreeman.. you almost forgot the three way with guinness, sinecurea and myself

errrrr CMON im talking cameras... lets all shoot together now... smile

[brianmcf]

Hehe... Apologies for forgetting what must have been a very special moment for you all... :wink:

[Fintan]

Here Sneaky Conor and I weren't in the living room when the kitchen went on fire, twas only you and Sian that were downstairs!

As Sian and I were talking earlier I came to the conclusion the why can't Duke Special fans be normal, caring and loving people, why do anyones that are a tad normal (bar me and Sian of course, even though she has her anti-bacterial handwash at the ready ''AWH WOW IT MAKES UR HANDS FEEL SO CLEAN IT KILLS 99% OF ALL SKIN BACTERIA'') and why any fans that are normal have to carry about toilet seats and almost burn down kitchens?! :roll:

[rusty66]

THAT WAS TAKEN OUT OF FRICKING CONTEXT!!!

it does kill 99% of all skin bacteria. It is clean and hygienic. And smells of lemons. However I may be starting overuse it already..OCD is appearing a fabulous concept. It gives me character.

Claire made me pee myself a little bit but only cos I HEARTS HER LIKE A SPAZ MOD HEARTS ITS MEDICATION!

[arginite]

EXCUSE ME!!

I am normal and caring and nice... its not my fault if i just happen to find ppl who aren't :(

anyway yeah, claire is right... twas only sian and scott involved in the fire. i actually remember all the events in the house, and def was in bed for the fire.

so the bit of the night that is missing in my mind (which i add has NEVER happened me before) is about an hour or so between having a perfectly normal chat with conor sitting down on the couch in the bar.... then nothing..... until sitting on the wall outside with sneaky and charming the bouncer in the parlour to let me in to the loo... i remember everything after that.

so im just missing that vital 1/2 hours in the pub where all the madness kicked off. ah well.

[PD]

Setting the place on fire, utterly failing to cook the most simple of snacks, savage beatings with household implements, breaking stuff, and still drinking at 11am the next morning...

Sounds like good craic was had all round! :smt005

^Strange but twas very simular goings on here at a recent house party, except rather than food/cooker going on fire it was one of the lads- Me "Dude your arm is on fire!" Fire victim -"Ah sure not to worry" *pats his t-shirt with his hand possibly too drunk to care...I think we spent the next half an hour laughing about his calm reaction to his inflamed clothing, add to that we were pretty merry which makes everything 10 times funnier....Actually add students, alcohol and candles at a house party, fire is inevitable.:smt005 <-----(Sorry Onefreeman but the laughing smiley doesn't work on this forum, I recall it coming up as "x laughing" which doesn't have the same effect, hence me stealing yours. :wink: )

[Katie]

8 versions currently in my iTunes library for this song.... hmmmmmm
thats possibly the most versions of any song in my entire collection. Maybe thats why I keep skipping it, feeling a slight overkill in my library, I think I just need a break!!